Cool news first. Theresa has been taking classes the past six weeks and is now a certified master naturalist (she has a badge and everything!). What this means for me is we have lots of her study books to look up the actual names of stuff in our yard. (... What? ... Whoa... I can look up stuff in books? Is that like studying? Not so sure I' into that, but... I digress...) She now has field guide books and knowledge on mid-western amphibians, mammals, birds, plants, and more. (I'm pretty sure there is more...)
(How obviously... descriptive(?). Boring. They look like green frogs with bright green lipstick so I'm calling them Lady Frogs (the males can be called Frogs in Drag).
COOK OF ANARCHY TIME!!!